Dear Aimless Metalhead Freak,

I would like to personally welcome you to the Gears of Rock’s Top 100 Hard Rock and Heavy Metal Songs of All Time Official Countdown.  I’d also like to extend a hearty congratulations to you for stumbling upon this life-altering/shattering experience.  You see, over the last 5 years I have spent quite a bit of time and minimal effort polling the little demonic beings living inside my fat hairy skull.  In the end, another imperfect list came to fruition.  Once again, we hope you despise it.

Insincerely Yours,

The Management

P.S. Remember, these rankings represent the greatest songs ever written, performed, and released by hard rock and heavy metal bands.  Please feel free to customarily projectile vomit blood and bile all over these rankings at your own leisure.  Here are songs ranked #50-#41:

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#50  “Demon Cleaner” Kyuss – Welcome to Sky Valley (1994)

#49  “Once” Pearl Jam – Ten (1991)

#48  “Jesus Built My Hot Rod” Ministry – Psalm 69: The Way to Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs (1992)

#47  “Du Hast” Rammstein – Sehnsucht (1997)

#46  “Round and Round” Ratt – Out of the Cellar (1984)

#45  “Bonded By Blood” Exodus – Bonded By Blood (1985)

#44  “Look What The Cat Dragged In” Poison – Look What The Cat Dragged In (1986)

#43  “The Pursuit of Vikings” Amon Amarth – Fate of Norns (2004)

#42  “Black No. 1 (Little Miss Scare-All)” Type-o-Negative – Bloody Kisses (1993)

#41  “Pull Me Under” Dream Theater – Images and Words (1992)


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