Gene Simmons’ Family Dog Poops Horse Sized Presents

KISS bassist Gene Simmons announced today that the Simmons family have added yet another dog to their stable. “It’s Animal House, folks,” said Simmons. His wife Shannon Tweed rescued the new dog, which has yet to be named, from the ASPCA (see video). It appears that the household has a total of 6 dogs and 2 cats if I counted correctly. One of the dogs is an Alaskan Malamute that “poops horse size presents.” Read Gene’s full statement here. This will probably be documented on the upcoming season of A&E’s Gene Simmons Family Jewels.

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